Let Me Tell ya a Story

Once upon a time there were 5 little babies sitting on a bed.

One Fell off and bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

"NO more babies sitting on the bed!"

Wait Wait.... back up.....

sorry I got distracted,

 wrong story!

Ok, let me try this again.

Once upon a time there were five, delicious, scrumptious,

 little babies sittin on my sweet little kitchen counter.

When all of a sudden......

A big, mean,

incredibly handsome,

Bagley boy ate one!!

Now this was no ordinary boy,

he usually has a craving for oreos and milk,

 but with these helpless little babies,

he just can't help himself.

While we was still chompin' on the first, he grabbed another!

Poor babies,

they just don't stand a chance!

He was hungry,

an nothing,

NOTHING,

gets in the way of that Bagley boys appetite!

Then there was 2.

Only two little peanut balls left!

Oh NOOOOOO.........

All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye there was one.

One poor,

lonely,

peanut ball.

All by his lonesome.

The sweet, innocent, beautiful, amazing talented, smart Bagley girl

just couldn't resist!

Before the Bagley boy knew what hit him,

she snatched it up,

and gobbled it down!

Nadda, None, Zero

The boy and girl were so sad.

For see, they loved their peanut butter balls.

They were simply the best!

Ohhh.. Thank Goodness!!

There was a whole other bag full in the fridge,

 just waiting to be eaten!